5/15/08

Patriol Cures DD

Suffer from Disloyalty Disorder? Worry no more, thanks to the new drug Patriol. Success rates for Patriol near 100%, and patients couldn't be happier. Check out the testimonial from an actual sufferer from Disloyalty Disorder in our Video section, or follow the link here.

5/3/08

Freedom Gala a Success

Like Freedom, the Freedom Gala was a tremendous success and enjoyed by all. Click here for pictures from the star studded event.

1/2/08

Guns Lead to Victory

Candidates running for public office often seek approval from the National Rifle Association. The NRA is a group not satisfied preserving all 10 Bill of Rights in a scattered, unfocused fashion like the American Civil Liberties Union does. Instead the NRA focuses all of its energy on one bill in particular. The Bill, as it is popularly known. The Second Ammendment guarentees Americans the right to own firearms. It seems only fitting to seek the approval of an organization whose sole purpose is to arm the nation with automatic weapons. It would be a guarentee that America would thrive as the safest nation on the planet. World Peace would soon follow and that candidate would be remembered as the man who saved the world from destroying itself. Click here to see which candidate deserves your vote.

(Note: The Second Ammendment is upheld by professional and rational Americans. Non-Americans are not encouraged to seek a Second Ammendment of their own for fear of self destruction. We are not responsible for any casualties caused by non-Americans and non-sanctioned Second Ammendments.)

1/2/08

Environment a Threat to Peace

The Environmental Protection Agency has been moved under the authority of the Department of Security. It was determined yesterday in a special meeting of congress that the nature of the EPA is not to protect the environment, but to protect Americans from the environment. This decision came after careful review of recent disasters caused by a hostile environment. The EPA was formerly under the direction of the Department of Human Services, and whose purpose was to help advise lawmakers to make environmentally friendly decisions. After lengthy and mindful deliberation, it was concluded that the EPA's former task is no longer relevant or useful, since these recommendations often are directly against a prosperous economy and secure state. The fantasy conspiracy "global warming" claims humans are responsible for the recent assaults by the environment. That the American government hasn't taken any steps to reduce the effects of "global warming" proves it is false, and also proves the environment itself is responsible for the devastation. Click here to see the evidence against "global warming".

1/1/08

Special Forces Protect American Freedom

Terror struck the New Years celebration in New York last night. Intelligence reports betrayed the plot however, and American forces were ready, promptly defeating the terrorists. To see a documentary video of the attack, click here.

12/30/07

Batteries a threat to Preserving Freedom

The CSA has decreed that on January 1st, 2008 and forever after, Lithium Metal batteries over 2 grams are FORBIDDEN in carry-on or checked baggage on airplanes. Other rules concerning the illegal transportation of Lithium can be found here.